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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.


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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.


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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.


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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.


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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

                                                                                                Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


 

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.


Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.


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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day


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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.


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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.


Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?


Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.


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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

• Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

• Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

• God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

• The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

• A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

• Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

• Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

• Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.

• Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

• Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

• In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed!

• Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

• U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

• Which is the most confusing day in America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?
Fathers day!

• Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after
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• All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

• A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law

• Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

• Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

• Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

• A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

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